Cloned Nigerian preisdent, Uber drivers, Philip Rivers expecting child number nine, Hilton employee fired for posting lynching pic, Eric Reid gets drug tested A LOT, woman jailed for cotton candy possession, murdered missionary island becomes a tourist destination, new Proud Boy rules, activist draws dicks around potholes, is “New” Mexico a state, Starbucks set to ban porno, good guy with a gun shoots off own dick, farting woman pulls knife on offended party, Takashi69 news, Quentin Tarantino married, Hugh Hefner sex tapes, 50 Cent is a bad rapper and dad, Eddie Murphy loves to fuck and Madonna shades Gaga.
We’re on Reddit. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Freddie Mercury, public flatulence, important listener voicemail, darts champion uses farts to his advantage, wrestler removed from flight for vaping, parent poses as ref for kid’s football game, Gritty chases Proud Boys out of Philly, drunk curlers, anti-vaxxers cause massive chicken pox outbreak, big dick toilets, musicals, turtles muling yayo, kids are the worst, Brian Austin Green is a deadbeat dad, the Michael Avenatti nightmare is over, Paris Hilton calls off engagement, Heather Locklear is still unwell and Tekashi69 facing life in prison.
Twitter, $100 “no view” Warriors tix, Woody Harrelson, Gritty for Pres, Mike Gundy doesn’t like “the snowflake,” Dutch soccer strippers, disgraced Ohio St. coach violates the man code, Las Vegas sportscaster arrested for cranking it, Florida mom coffee mug brawl, Florida gas station forbids “urine warming,” McDonald’s sued, Waffle House, Florida principle steals $900 from special needs 9-year-old, saxophone dick, worst Thanksgiving items, waterbeds, Tekashi69, Chris Pine’s dick, Helena Christiansen, Kanye hired private fire fighters to save home, RIP Stan Lee and Ice-T has never had a bagel (or coffee).
Bathroom etiquette, Uber drivers, pee wee hockey game ends 41-0, prep school coach threatens to anally penetrate players, Derrick Lewis’ secret pre-fight ritual, Ottawa Sens players outed by hidden Uber cam, drunk steals horse attempts to ride in Breeders Cup, JaMarcus Russell was pretty dumb, Tennessee prisoner has very metal last words, behind the scenes porn dispute, tiger lured to death by CK1, attempted murder in Antartica over spoilers, woman who fucked 20 ghosts now engaged to one, waterbed sex, Phish, John Mayer can’t get laid and the highest paid TV actors.
On this week’s episode of the award winning sports podcast they guys talk pizza monsters, Josh Duhamel vs. Draymond Green, Jim Kelly’s nephew cut by Broncos after drunken episode, Cesar Sayoc is incoherently passionate about youth soccer, University of Miami students petition to change the mascot’s pipe to a vape pen, more Halloween Nazis, “Nut Busted for Ejaculating on Straphanger,” “stunt rapper” dies in wing walking “accident,” did Ross from Friends steal beer, and 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule, Kid Rock cancels show over room service dispute, Megyn Kelly, John Cena, Shaun White and American Pie singer Don McLean still fucks.
Halloween candy, Tex Cobb, Manuel’s song, Joel Embiid, Joe Paterno’s wife, racist political commercials, kid wears Hitler costume to school, Grandfather’s ashes baked into cookies, Pat Robertson is still alive, cow fisting, Ted Cruz’s wife, speak english at Dunkin Donuts, Kangaroo meat, bachelor pads, breast enhancement, Anthony Keidis tossed from Lakers game, Floyd Mayweather (dummy) spends $2k on lottery, world’s hottest weather girl, the Mountain weds and A-Rod’s child support woes.
Plus, professional juries, Deontay Wilder nearly kills mascot with punch, Tigers announcing team fired after dispute over “the good chair,” another white woman loses her job after attempting to bar a black man from entering his own apartment, lyfecoaching, celebrity divorce news, Johnny Depp, couples tattoos, Tara Reid is not ok, Takashi69 and RIP Paul Allen.
Dennis Quaid, Robocop, homecoming queen distributes pot brownies, Brooks Koepka explodes a woman’s eyeball, Mike Pence prays the gay away, South Park ruining the Catholic church, LaCroix sucks, naked florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, drunk birds, Dr. Dick, Banksy, ICP, Liam Neeson, Tupac lives, Suge Knight, Cardi B., Elon Musk, Busy Philips, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande.
A controversial caller, haircuts, Chris Dudley, brain eating amoeba in Texas, ballplayer’s fiance calls him out for STD on Insta, human urine addicted goats, guy who sexed 6000 women dies during sex, woman honored with iPhone tombstone, another cord stuck in dick story, Oingo Boingo, Bieber didn’t get a pre-nup, Takashi69 news and Kanye sucks.
