40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones - Morehouse college speaker pays off loans - Office billiard ball assault - Semen-filled crepes - German medieval sex circle crossbow murder - Port-a-Potty assault - Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage - Subway masturbator stabbed
1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email
1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp
Is Hannah dicknotized by Luke the muscle hunk? How much more of Jed’s acoustic guitar strumming will we be subjected to? And where does Cam rate on the loser scale?
29:50 - Padres lose Twitter handle - Aubrey Huff has "views" - Klay Thompson walks out of Avengers - SmashMouth trolls Bryce Harper, gets pwned - Boston radio hangs up on Carolina reporter because of his accent - Kim Jong Un: Jock sniffer
38:40 - Border wall GoFundMe guy uses cash for yacht - Airline pilot arrested for triple (!!!) homicide - Penis extensions don't work - Delta Airlines sucks - Couple dies of plague (!) after consuming (!!) raw (!!!) marmot (!!!!)
59:00 - FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss: - Lyfecoaching - Facials - The "Scoop it Up" game - Tyra BanX - Game of Thrones - Anthony Weiner - Felicity Huffman - Maluma - Tiger Woods - Jack Nicholson's Hog - #FreeBritney
15:50 – Voicemail/Email 31:10 – Phil Mickelson drags Matt Kuchar – Jay Cutler: hero – Cubs go retro – Soccer player threatens to shit on referee’s mother – Julian Assange was a terrible houseguest – Horse masturbator arrested twice in a day – Man sues parents (!) for trashing valuable (!!) porn (!!!) – Woman with four eyebrows – Philippine president brags about his big dick – Englebert Humperdink – Hatchet wielding hitchhiker charged with murder
1:07:00 – @fanceesauce joins the guys to talk about: – Antonio Brown early killing a child – Game of Thrones wagering shenanigans – Trivago Guy news – Ryan O’Neal trying to unload his Farah Fawcett Warhol portrait – Lori Loughlin pleading not guilty
26:20 – World’s Hottest Weather Girl – Fuck Sean Spicer – Stranded Thai soccer team on “Special K” – Rhino poacher trampled – 5D porn – Denim panties – Arkansas men shoot each other in shared bulletproof vest – Confederate Memorial Day – Civilian on fly-along accidentally ejected from fighter jet – Bald eagles are trash
55:10 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss: – Apple Pay – NBA Jam – Can Conundrum – Fortnite – Celebrity guilty pleas – Halsey – Julianna Margulies – Tom Selleck’s memoir
50:15 – Greg Schiano abruptly resigns from Patriots to spend more time with “faith and family”
– Celtics fan gets year and a half ban for calling Demarcus Cousins the n-word
– Tim Hardaway says he can’t get into hall of fame because of his 2007 rant against gays
– Keenan Allen responds to Le’Veon Bell’s twitter post of his new song, calling it trash.
– Kevin Love was listed out with “shoulder soreness” right after he was drunk on Instagram
– College drama students were trying to recreate stabbing scene from 2004 Ashton Kutcher movie “The Butterfly Effect,” one student got into character and stabbed two classmates
– Authorities have now figured out why Garfield phones have been washing up on the beaches of France for the past 30 years.
60:00 – @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss:
– Americans not having sex
– Alabama congressman Mo Brooks defended Trump by quoting Mein Kampf
– NYC dentist who traded root canals for meth
– Notre Dame mom begs female students to stop wearing leggings
