Ed Daly is 1.5x monster. More Airline drama. Alex Jones (who is not 43) is in a chili-fueled custody battle. RIP Joanie Cunningham. Chachi is still a douche. Tennis match interrupted by loud sex. Sporting Kansas City. Jose Reyes’ side family. Fried chicken burglar. Navy SEAL moonlights in porno. Tim Tams. Jay-Z and Beyonce make an offer. Fred Durst’s jazz night and Geraldo Rivera.

Brian and Ed still can’t believe that adults are watching wrestling. Ed has to attend a potluck. Brian recounts his experience with Birkenstock guy. Grant Hill sucks. Kyle in Sconnie checks in. Shabazz Muhammad did his side piece dirty. Kentucky fans doxxed a referee’s Yelp page. Roast us on iTunes. Is the Insane Clown Posse plagiarizing its “poetry?” A snake ate a guy in Indonesia. FanceeSauce updates the guys on Jon Gosselin’s stripping career. Shia LaBeouf’s new movie sold one ticket. Ralphie May’s ugly divorce. News on Mischa Barton’s sex tape. Is Anne Coulter dating JJ Evans? And Mel B. is in an abusive marriage.

Brian and Ed announce a new contest for listeners then discuss Brian’s old ass car and how pianos are bullshit. Ed not only doesn’t use emojis but often can’t even make out what they are. They guys also talk about Brian’s snake encounter, a cuck’s email, the great Paul Lynde, a coach who put his dick in a hot dog bun, Shaq’s history of nude teammate terrorism, candy addiction, United Airlines’ #Leggingsgate and Cracker Barrel.

FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss Jon Gosselin, the unbearable lightness of being basic, another #BlingRing robbery, Scarlett Johansson’s crushes, Val Kilmer, #FliporFlop and Nia Long.

Brian and Ed remember Chuck Berry, review Get Out, talk about Jim Nantz’s tie and how Shaq thinks the earth is flat, deez nuts, the confederacy, drunk teachers, poopy airline blankets, Ellen, Artie Lange’s arrest (and hair), Tom Brady’s jersey, Robert Blake’s marriage and 69-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood’s new babies.

Nerd profiling, Girl Scout cookies: Ranked, Alf, Twitter beefs, Arian Foster wants to fight a wolf, T-Wolves mascot injures star player’s dad, Sizzler U, Subway serving fake chicken, Alex Jones vs. Rush Limbaugh, Brooklyn Decker vs. Kate Upton, Ben Carson: slow adult, the Bling Ring and Jimmy Buffet’s retirement home.

Beer, Kyrie Irving: Flat Earther, NFLer can’t not be nude, fat idiot Chris Christie, Wildo the Dildo, dance fight, Burger King sex toys, teacher shows kids how to make meth, the #Oscars, Han Solo’s close call, Senator Kid Rock, Patton Oswalt vs. James Woods and #fliporflop.

Alex Jones’ age truth, anthems, Lionel Richie, coed sports, Steve Bannon: gold farmer, accents, Midnight Oil, Flip or Flop, Playboy, Derek Jeter: pregnant and fuck Big Hallmark.

Super Bowl recap, The Little Playmaker, The Process, ’93 is not drug free, teacher sex/blackmail, toilet snake, Johnny Depp’s lifestyle and Ozzy.