Ed begins the show by recounting the story of his horrific mixed company code brown. Brian and Ed reveal the finalists for the iTunes Roast the Hosts contest and discuss topics like – Ed Rooney: Sex Offender, Laura Harring, deals vs. appetites, greyhound racing, the naked man who hugged a dead shark and the Eagles. Then FanceeSauce joins the guys to talk about a 90210 beef, Chris Bosh vs. pornographers, Justin Bieber’s tour rider, Jessica Simpson vs. Mandy Moore, P. Diddy forcing his chef to serve post sex snacks and Drake allegedly impregnating a porno actress.
Good news: there’s still time to enter the Roast the Hosts iTunes contest. On this week’s show Brian and Ed discuss mascots, potluck strategy, girthy fingers, scoreboard proposal failure, ass implants, seedy massage parlors, and special guest Lisa Bee joins the guys to talk about Johnny Depp, Ryan Seacrest, an R. Kelly cuckolding story, the lube vs. no lube debate and a hilarious tale of priapism.
Ed Daly is 1.5x monster. More Airline drama. Alex Jones (who is not 43) is in a chili-fueled custody battle. RIP Joanie Cunningham. Chachi is still a douche. Tennis match interrupted by loud sex. Sporting Kansas City. Jose Reyes’ side family. Fried chicken burglar. Navy SEAL moonlights in porno. Tim Tams. Jay-Z and Beyonce make an offer. Fred Durst’s jazz night and Geraldo Rivera.
Brian and Ed still can’t believe that adults are watching wrestling. Ed has to attend a potluck. Brian recounts his experience with Birkenstock guy. Grant Hill sucks. Kyle in Sconnie checks in. Shabazz Muhammad did his side piece dirty. Kentucky fans doxxed a referee’s Yelp page. Roast us on iTunes. Is the Insane Clown Posse plagiarizing its “poetry?” A snake ate a guy in Indonesia. FanceeSauce updates the guys on Jon Gosselin’s stripping career. Shia LaBeouf’s new movie sold one ticket. Ralphie May’s ugly divorce. News on Mischa Barton’s sex tape. Is Anne Coulter dating JJ Evans? And Mel B. is in an abusive marriage.
Brian and Ed announce a new contest for listeners then discuss Brian’s old ass car and how pianos are bullshit. Ed not only doesn’t use emojis but often can’t even make out what they are. They guys also talk about Brian’s snake encounter, a cuck’s email, the great Paul Lynde, a coach who put his dick in a hot dog bun, Shaq’s history of nude teammate terrorism, candy addiction, United Airlines’ #Leggingsgate and Cracker Barrel.
FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss Jon Gosselin, the unbearable lightness of being basic, another #BlingRing robbery, Scarlett Johansson’s crushes, Val Kilmer, #FliporFlop and Nia Long.
Brian and Ed remember Chuck Berry, review Get Out, talk about Jim Nantz’s tie and how Shaq thinks the earth is flat, deez nuts, the confederacy, drunk teachers, poopy airline blankets, Ellen, Artie Lange’s arrest (and hair), Tom Brady’s jersey, Robert Blake’s marriage and 69-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood’s new babies.
Nerd profiling, Girl Scout cookies: Ranked, Alf, Twitter beefs, Arian Foster wants to fight a wolf, T-Wolves mascot injures star player’s dad, Sizzler U, Subway serving fake chicken, Alex Jones vs. Rush Limbaugh, Brooklyn Decker vs. Kate Upton, Ben Carson: slow adult, the Bling Ring and Jimmy Buffet’s retirement home.
Beer, Kyrie Irving: Flat Earther, NFLer can’t not be nude, fat idiot Chris Christie, Wildo the Dildo, dance fight, Burger King sex toys, teacher shows kids how to make meth, the #Oscars, Han Solo’s close call, Senator Kid Rock, Patton Oswalt vs. James Woods and #fliporflop.
