Detroit strip clubs, High School Football Dong, French Cocaine, Alabama Justice, Sexting and Sinead O’Connor vs. Arsenio Hall.

Prince, George Clooney’s dick, it’s good to be Ludacris and a 30-year-old high school hoopster.

Real Genius, JJ Watt, sassy grooms, strip club auditions, bathroom etiquette and Johnny Depp’s apology video.

Dentists, Duck Dynasty dipshits, a guy who’s in love with his mother, #lyfecoaching and TED CRUZ IS 45?

Special guest Eli Braden joins us to discuss his legendary Stern Show song parodies, natural breasts and the dreaminess of Ryan Phillippe. Get Some.

Adam Morrison: Prepper, Von Miller: Farter, a nurse that took pictures of a patient’s dong, #RIPPhife and terrorism close calls.

Erin Andrews, Marvin Harrison, Diff’rent Strokes, Three’s Company, and which state likes what pornography.