Dead whales, triggered snowflakes, Code Browns, “brote” fallout, Japanese driver wins Indy 500, another corporate Twitter fail, homeless hula hoop assault, Fox News lawsuit, The Eagles, Gathering of the Juggalos, “Hot Felon” update, Orlando Bloom banged some chick jobless, The Tokoloshe, The Weeknd, Tiger Woods, quaaludes and Mary Kay and Vili.

An update on the Big Dick Killer. WTF is a “brote?” Indy car drivers robbed at Taco Bell. A-Rod’s strange game notes. Teacher slanging sex toys. Police called over semen storage concerns. A discussion of “volume.” Can Conundrum gets a theme song. Flip or Flop. #RIPJK Roger Ailes. Tombstone. Johnny Depp wants to play Donald Trump and RIP Roger Moore.

Ed marks himself safe from the Vape Van. Brian recounts an awkward movie sex scene moment and the guys discuss Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. being hypnotized by ass, Marshawn Lynch’s love of Train, nerds naming their kids Kylo and a curious murder defense. Then FanceeSauce joins the guys to talk about David Caruso, Guy Fieri, boner pills, Tony Bourdain, Alan Thicke, a Bachelor break up, Rosie O’Donell: Cocksman, Kelly and Ryan and Jessica Simpson.

Ed begins the show by recounting the story of his horrific mixed company code brown. Brian and Ed reveal the finalists for the iTunes Roast the Hosts contest and discuss topics like – Ed Rooney: Sex Offender, Laura Harring, deals vs. appetites, greyhound racing, the naked man who hugged a dead shark and the Eagles. Then FanceeSauce joins the guys to talk about a 90210 beef, Chris Bosh vs. pornographers, Justin Bieber’s tour rider, Jessica Simpson vs. Mandy Moore, P. Diddy forcing his chef to serve post sex snacks and Drake allegedly impregnating a porno actress.