15:50 – Voicemail/Email
31:10 – Phil Mickelson drags Matt Kuchar
           – Jay Cutler: hero
           – Cubs go retro
           – Soccer player threatens to shit on referee’s mother
           – Julian Assange was a terrible houseguest
           – Horse masturbator arrested twice in a day
           – Man sues parents (!) for trashing valuable (!!) porn (!!!)
           – Woman with four eyebrows
           – Philippine president brags about his big dick
           – Englebert Humperdink
           – Hatchet wielding hitchhiker charged with murder

1:07:00 – @fanceesauce joins the guys to talk about:
              – Antonio Brown early killing a child
              – Game of Thrones wagering shenanigans
              – Trivago Guy news
              – Ryan O’Neal trying to unload his Farah Fawcett Warhol portrait
              – Lori Loughlin pleading not guilty